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kurtmax_0 - Mar 21, 2007 - 09:39 AM
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The way "eVe" is written is superior to "WoW". In addition, eVe is not an acronym so it's not as geigh.

In conclusion: eVe is teh bettar!

PhukFace - Mar 21, 2007 - 09:48 AM
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umm, i agree. Smile

lordbyronIII - Mar 21, 2007 - 11:32 AM
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In EvE, you can purchase a Drake.

In WoW, you can purchase a NETHER Drake.

In addition, EvE has corporations, which are big evil nasty things. WoW has guilds, which are like the freemasons.

Therefore, in conclusion, WoW is teh bettar.

kurtmax_0 - Mar 21, 2007 - 11:49 AM
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Stop disgracing eVe by spelling it with the wrong caps.

And is there a crucifier in WoW. IS THERE??!!!! No, it would be too graphic for your demographic and cartoon styling. Not to mention you can pilot stealth bombers in eVe and cause invisible doom upon your opponents.

Also, freemasons are teh eval. So if guilds are like freemasons than corporations are better. Remember: not all corporations are evil. For example, Google's slogan is: "don't be evil"

Therefore, in conclusion, eVe is teh bettar.

vandyl - Mar 21, 2007 - 12:16 PM
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You're going to meet a painful end.

lordbyronIII - Mar 21, 2007 - 01:18 PM
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NEVAR.

As a matter of fact, [Defiler's Cloth Headdress] is superior to [The Crucifier] in most respects, in WoW. So therefore, since we also have the Crucifier and (in fact) two of my characters personally possess BETTAR gear, EvE's crucifier is teh losar.

In addition, in World of Warcraft, you can be a ORC.

Therefore, in conclusion, WoW is teh bettar.

Coyote - Mar 21, 2007 - 02:28 PM
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...
Be real men and play a MUD damn-it!!!

You people make me sick! With your "graphical user interfaces", "Meta Researching", and your new fangled "Raiding Agro".

I scoff at you!

*Scoff, Scoff, Scoff-Scoff*

Ack - Mar 21, 2007 - 03:21 PM
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Oh, go fight a duck, UG.

Coyote - Mar 21, 2007 - 04:11 PM
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/me bows head in shame.

fastbilly1 - Mar 21, 2007 - 05:47 PM
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If I remember correctly, Acks last UO character met death by my army of chickens...granted they were power leveled against dragons but thats a different point.

PhukFace - Mar 21, 2007 - 06:47 PM
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yes but coyote needed the damn salve of mending....

for like 14 days 22hours and 6 seconds.

lordbyronIII - Mar 22, 2007 - 05:58 PM
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ummm... since Kurtmax still hasn't posted back yet...

EvE is totally bettar than wow!

kurtmax_0 - Mar 22, 2007 - 06:04 PM
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Alright. This is going to trump anything you say.

eVe takes place in SPACE! SPACE!!!!!

WoW takes place on, er, dirt and stuff...

Therefore, in conclusion, eVe is bettar than WoW!

Rebirth - Mar 22, 2007 - 09:09 PM
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wanna know a secret?

they both suck :O

in the same ways... at the same time.

jokeyxero - Mar 22, 2007 - 10:55 PM
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Rebirth wrote:

wanna know a secret?

they both suck :O

in the same ways... at the same time.

I bet we could video tape that and sell it online...

PhukFace - Mar 23, 2007 - 01:40 AM
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*...already patenting the license...*

screw you guys, im on my own!

Ack - Mar 23, 2007 - 07:46 PM
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That wasn't my character, chief, honest...in fact, whose was it? I don't remember.

lordbyronIII - Mar 26, 2007 - 12:49 PM
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Figures that just as kurt and I get an intelligent discussion going everyone wants to talk about sucking people off and Ack's racy UO history (of sex and violence, mostly).

Now you look here Kurt.

The new WoW continent, Outland, is TOTALLY in space. There's stars and constellations and some giant green murky thing that's probably some kind of miniature galaxy. And you fly through it on Nether Drakes and things.

So, WoW does space, and does it bettar than EvE.

Therefore, WoW is bettar than EvE!

obv.

Bandit - Mar 26, 2007 - 01:22 PM
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This conversation is the intellectual equivalent of which smells better, my fart or yours. Both games are giant time syncs with time in game driving the competition more than skill.

kurtmax_0 - Mar 26, 2007 - 03:55 PM
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Aha. But this is how you are wrong. Skill means nothing in WoW, but is everything in eVe.

You couldn't have a chance of defeating a lvl 80 char in WoW with a lvl 50 even...

In eVe, i've seen people that just started playing 2 weeks before completely destroy a veteran 3 year old player....

Therefore, eVe is teh bettar!

Bandit - Mar 26, 2007 - 04:33 PM
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now you are starting to raise the level of the conversation, even though it is still pretty low.

This should be an argument about game mechanics, wrapped in a teh bettar style that belies the deeper conversation going on. Just a teh bettar conversation alone, is pretty lame.

lordbyronIII - Mar 27, 2007 - 10:27 PM
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dammit Bandit! You've missed the point entirely! Kurt and I are hyaving a wairy intelliyent discoosion hyar!

i luke mulo.

Bandit - Mar 28, 2007 - 10:55 AM
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sigh... never mind, how dare I try to discuss games in a productive manner at all.

kurtmax_0 - Mar 28, 2007 - 11:10 AM
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I don't think it's possible to have an intelligent discussion about WoW OR eVe.

So, in conclusion, eVe IS TEH BETTAR!!!

Bandit - Mar 28, 2007 - 11:19 AM
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Oh in that case, let me back off even faster. I wouldn't want to create a paradox in the universe I currently occupy. It is really annoying to get into another one before that one ceases to exist.

Ack - Mar 29, 2007 - 12:10 AM
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I still say the greatest MMO was Morrowind Online.
So there.

kurtmax_0 - Mar 29, 2007 - 02:53 PM
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Woah.. there's a Morrowind Online?

Therefore, eVe is teh bettar!

RugerMK1 - Mar 30, 2007 - 11:55 AM
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In eVe, there is really no end game. Always something to train, someone to kill, something new to fly.
In WoW the end game is level 60, after which there's not a whole lot to do.

So that's one point for eVe I guess. Also, what's up with the 'eVe' spelling kurt? I've never seen it spelled thusly.

kurtmax_0 - Mar 30, 2007 - 12:28 PM
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It doesn't matter tbh.. EVE or eVe is fine. CCP spells it EVE and alot of players spell it eVe (the v is bigger)...

Therefore, EVE is teh bettar!

lordbyronIII - Mar 30, 2007 - 02:38 PM
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Now just hold on a minute: WoW is consistently spelled WoW -- never wow, or w0w, or anything of that nature (except by people that dislike it) so THEREFORE WoW is more consistent than eVe / EVE,

and is therefore teh BETTAR!@!~1

kurtmax_0 - Mar 30, 2007 - 05:42 PM
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Well.... I have more posts than you.

So eVe is teh bettar!!!

CDplaya - Mar 30, 2007 - 07:13 PM
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PSO is the best!!!! Argue this point and I shall summon Dark Falz to destroy you all!!!!!!

lordbyronIII - Apr 03, 2007 - 10:36 AM
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Phantasy Star Online exists, and a Dark Falz is summoned?

Therefore, WoW is teh bettar!!!

CDplaya - Apr 03, 2007 - 04:29 PM
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*Summons Dark Falz*

Now, fight him and all 13 of his forms! Ha ha ha....

fastbilly1 - Apr 03, 2007 - 04:41 PM
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Can I play my Kajitt from Daggerfall or Morrowind?

Oh and where is that Oregon Trail MMO I told you lot to build? Hunting where the entire party plays, the only way to get past that pesky 100 pound limit on food.

Ash - Apr 03, 2007 - 09:10 PM
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wow is a different game than eve.

one is about a storyline of an old RTS style game thats been adapted for a indepth continuation of the story. the raiders turned it into a game of who can collect the most crap.

eve is about building corporations and/or getting the ship your most interested in. the story, as far as i know.

kurtmax_0 - Apr 03, 2007 - 10:16 PM
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Um... EVE has a much more detailed backstory than Warcraft...

therefore, eVe IS TEH BETTAR!

Ash - Apr 03, 2007 - 10:56 PM
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nevar!

wow's backstory involve dragons! dragons i say!

and that is why eve simply is in a realm of its own, sitting in a dark corner that will be BOB sobbing like an emo kitty with razor blades.

kurtmax_0 - Apr 03, 2007 - 11:54 PM
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No. The reason for the success of WoW is that it implements what a majority of people want: Mindless repetition with hardly any backstory or purpose without any sort of player run economy or group tactics whatsoever (except maybe zerg tactics.. But hey... it's blizzard)

Then again, most people are retards...

therefore, eVe IS TEH BETTAR!

fastbilly1 - Apr 04, 2007 - 06:26 AM
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I beg to differ, if you give me enough time I could screw up the WoW economy pretty bad. I did it in Guild Wars.

PhukFace - Apr 04, 2007 - 09:20 AM
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fast, that is now your mission.

Ack - Apr 04, 2007 - 02:13 PM
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kurtmax_0 wrote:

Are you trying to say something about Dynasty Warriors? Best not be talking smack about my Lu Bu, now.

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Apr 04, 2007 - 03:31 PM
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*ehem*

Dyn4sty W4rr10rz is teh b35t g4m3 3V4R!

*ehem*

I got a funny look at Cheng Du the other day 'cause I knew who Guan Yu was. Thank you, Dynasty Warriors.

And That's why eVe is teh best game EV4R!!!

Ash - Apr 05, 2007 - 07:18 AM
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http://endgamewowraidinglol.ytmnd.com/

is why wow > eve

lordbyronIII - Apr 05, 2007 - 08:19 AM
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Dynasty Warriors have been brought up? This comes perilously close to Godwin's Law (on a universal scale)!

Therefore, WoW is teh BETTAR!

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Apr 05, 2007 - 05:03 PM
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Nonsense! I declare complete nonsense! Dynasty Warriors in no way promotes WoW! That's just nonsense!

Therefore eVe > WoW!

CDplaya - Apr 05, 2007 - 05:32 PM
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Dark Falz never dies!!!

Therefore PSO is better!

PhukFace - Apr 05, 2007 - 07:05 PM
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CDplaya wrote:

Dark Falz never dies!!!

Therefore PSO is better!

Yummy_Kittens - Apr 07, 2007 - 11:19 AM
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WoW is better.
My reasoning...I play WoW, most of you think I am sexy, therefore because I play WoW it is obviously better and sexier than eVe.
EMBRACE THE BOOBIES!!!

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Apr 07, 2007 - 01:54 PM
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Yeah, but my mom's name is Eve, with only one capitalized letter, just like eVe. Plus, my mom cooks fried chicken.

Therefore, eVe > WoW

lordbyronIII - Apr 07, 2007 - 02:12 PM
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I hereby deem the mentioning of Gouji/Ack's mother as Conaaaaaaaaaway's Laaaaaaaaaw, and you have betrayed said laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, sir.

Also, I hear that eVe is based off of a three-dee graphics engine.

Therefore, WoW is TEH BETTAR!

vandyl - Apr 07, 2007 - 08:20 PM
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Yummy_Kittens wrote:

WoW is better.
My reasoning...I play WoW, most of you think I am sexy, therefore because I play WoW it is obviously better and sexier than eVe.
EMBRACE THE BOOBIES!!!

Therefore, ∫(eVe)•de >> lim ∑(WoW)

fastbilly1 - Apr 07, 2007 - 08:20 PM
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Claire, since when has sex ever sold me anything?

PhukFace - Apr 08, 2007 - 04:17 PM
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ive sold sex before

kurtmax_0 - Apr 08, 2007 - 07:30 PM
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Claire == Yummy Kittens?

... huh? When did that happen?

EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to add the eve better than wow thing:

Oh, and "sexy" people generally have the intellect of, say, fungus... so they wouldn't appreciate the intricacies of such an outstanding game as eVe. Therefore, eVe is BETTAR than wow!!!!~~~11!!

/me *ducks and covers* while mentions disclaimer: "I'm not implying that YK has the intellect of fungus... just you know, had to make a point that didn't sound completely baseless..."

lordbyronIII - Apr 09, 2007 - 12:11 AM
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YK has always been Claire, you silly kurtmin.

Therefore, WoW is teh bettar!

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Apr 09, 2007 - 12:39 PM
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I'm currently learning Learning.

Therefore, eVe > WoW.

vandyl - Apr 10, 2007 - 12:28 PM
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kurtmax is gonna catch ghonnohurtsmeh!

Rebirth - Apr 11, 2007 - 04:45 PM
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MMMmmmm

sexxy fungi. And guess what? That makes Rappelz better.

jokeyxero - Apr 11, 2007 - 10:13 PM
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Hey, fungi is fairly smart, how do you think it travels the world to emerge on dying things in the middle of nowhere?! It's not magic, it's intellect...

apples > oranges

kurtmax_0 - Apr 11, 2007 - 10:36 PM
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Are you saying fungi are necrophiliacs?

lordbyronIII - Apr 12, 2007 - 11:10 AM
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Yes.

In addition, General Patton was a crazy mo-fo and a great general.

Therefore, WoW is teh bettar!

Rebirth - Apr 12, 2007 - 01:18 PM
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Aw, don't throw down the Hitler-level card! now the round is over...

Satertek - Apr 12, 2007 - 08:41 PM
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LOTR Online beats em both.

fastbilly1 - Apr 12, 2007 - 08:44 PM
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Again, none let me have an army of chickens nor ride around in my yacht. But I discovered there are some fanmade PSO servers up for the Dreamcast and Gamecube...

CDplaya - Apr 15, 2007 - 03:23 PM
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PSO has a chicken like creature called a rappy. Also, there is an entire quest devoted to it. Is that good enough?

lordbyronIII - Apr 18, 2007 - 01:29 PM
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Chicken like creatures?

In addition, Warhammer Online is not yet released.

Therefore, EvE is teh bettar!

kurtmax_0 - Apr 18, 2007 - 01:34 PM
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I thought you said it was World of Warhammer Online Craft

lordbyronIII - Apr 29, 2007 - 04:15 PM
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http://www.warhammeronline.com

Therefore, WoW is teh bettar!

Because it ripped EVERYthing off from GW, and then totally phluxx0red it.

CDplaya - Apr 29, 2007 - 07:28 PM
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ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!111!1!1!11

fastbilly1 - Apr 29, 2007 - 08:51 PM
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Warhammer online is pushed, and they wont let me have any of the good units:
Wood Elf War Eagle Riders.
Empire Steam Tank Engineer.
Chaos Dwarfs - Your power in society is based on the size of your hat.
Skaven anything - namley clan Skyre.

So Age of Conan might take my time for now. Its like UO in 3d with Siege weapons.

lordbyronIII - May 02, 2007 - 08:56 AM
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Age of Conan = admittedly a really awesome looking game, I'm just trying to hold out on Vista...

Then again, maybe that's what I need to tide me over if AUGamers -- excuse me, Da McGosh Boyz -- don't get into the Warhammer beta.

lordbyronIII - Jun 09, 2007 - 03:17 PM
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... therefore, EvE is teh bettar!!!!111~eleventy1

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Jun 13, 2007 - 10:17 AM
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TODAY IS THE DARKEST DAY OF ALL HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Face!

...thus making eVe teh bettar.

PhukFace - Jun 13, 2007 - 11:52 AM
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oh snapz! im old!

therefore WoW is teh bettar!

CDplaya - Jun 13, 2007 - 11:53 AM
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PSO is better because I live in the same neighborhood.

vandyl - Jun 13, 2007 - 11:31 PM
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[rhymes with "truckin"] hoodrat.

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Jun 18, 2007 - 02:30 PM
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OMG! I didn't have to censure vandyl!

Therefore, eVe is teh bettar!

PhukFace - Jun 18, 2007 - 04:27 PM
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search? ... =0&y=0

therefore WoW is teh bettar!

vandyl - Jun 18, 2007 - 07:55 PM
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WordNet - Cite This Source censure

noun
1. harsh criticism or disapproval
2. the state of being excommunicated [syn: excommunication]

verb
1. rebuke formally [syn: reprimand]

therefore, eVe is the butternuts

CDplaya - Jun 20, 2007 - 10:13 AM
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PSO has lasers. PSO wins.

lordbyronIII - Jun 26, 2007 - 11:11 AM
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PSO has lasers, therefore EvE is teh bettar!

obv.

Coyote - Jun 26, 2007 - 01:17 PM
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Why is this thread still alive!!!

CDplaya - Jun 27, 2007 - 12:03 AM
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Because PSO rules.

PhukFace - Jun 27, 2007 - 12:11 AM
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cdplaya, i dont think you get the whole gist of the exercise...

therefore EvE is teh bettar!

CDplaya - Jul 01, 2007 - 04:50 PM
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Oh... but I do...

therefore PSO is teh bettar!1!!1!

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Jul 06, 2007 - 01:09 PM
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CD, why not start your own PSO vs Everythings thread?

Thus making eVe teh better.

CDplaya - Jul 06, 2007 - 03:38 PM
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Because PSO loses to Mike Tyson.

Therefore, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! is teh better.

Bandit - Jul 09, 2007 - 08:13 AM
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Mike Tyson's Punch-Out no longer exists. It is now Punch-Out with Mr. Dream.

Therefore Bandit is teh bettar.

CDplaya - Jul 09, 2007 - 01:25 PM
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Then why do I have a copy?

Therefore Bandit is not teh bettar.

Bandit - Jul 10, 2007 - 08:03 AM
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Because you idolize an ear biting ex-convict, and refuse to update to the real licensed version.

Therefore CDplaya is teh lamezt.
Bandit is teh beztaz.
And any vaporware is teh bettar than WoW.

CDplaya - Jul 10, 2007 - 05:28 PM
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Who says that I idolize him? I just have proof that something exists that you said didn't exist.

Therefore PSO is teh bettar, and I beat Bandit in an argument.

Bandit - Jul 11, 2007 - 07:55 AM
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Idolize was in place of what should have been "continue to give him any honor at all".

You are still using the unlicensed version.
Therefore vaporware is teh bettar.

Secondly, this is not an argument, and you loose for trying to make this anything consequential, in a completely sarcastic thread.

Therefore Bandit is still teh bestas non-agreer.

CDplaya - Jul 11, 2007 - 10:08 AM
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I was being sarcastic. Me? Argument? Win?

Therefore PSO is teh bettar.

Ack - Jul 13, 2007 - 12:52 PM
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You haven't figured it out yet that the point of this thread was to joke about eVe and WoW. Therefore, you lose CDplaya. Good day, sir.

Therefore, eVe and Bandit are teh bettar.

PhukFace - Jul 13, 2007 - 12:53 PM
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lolz...

therefore ____ is teh ____ !

CDplaya - Jul 14, 2007 - 11:47 PM
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Ack, I know. I threw PSO in just for fun.

Therefore, everyone is teh bettar!!!!!

Goji_of_the_Squirrel - Jul 15, 2007 - 01:19 PM
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Sometimes I think people we know are filled with the dumb. Then I realize we're all just pawns, in big game of life. Thank you, Mongo. Thank you.

...thus making eVe teh bettar.

vandyl - Jul 15, 2007 - 11:15 PM
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CDplaya wrote:

Ack, I know. I threw PSO in just for fun.

Therefore, everyone is teh bettar!!!!!

Actually, not really. I want my bandwidth back, jackass.

Therefore eVe > WoWarnuts

PhukFace - Jul 16, 2007 - 03:23 PM
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aww, vandyls mad at the little swaggerjacker.

therefore wiener is bettar than schnitzel!

lordbyronIII - Aug 04, 2007 - 02:36 PM
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I'm tired of vandyl and his insistent attempts to make me read Rumbling Hearts!

Therefore, WoW is teh bettar!

Scorpion - Oct 01, 2010 - 10:58 AM
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I posted three years after the thread died. Somehow that makes eVe better.

But still incredibly boring.

PhukFace - Oct 01, 2010 - 02:03 PM
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lol pew pew

GIR - Oct 04, 2010 - 12:21 AM
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everquest is better it has more letters in the title, pwned

PhukFace - Oct 05, 2010 - 06:01 AM
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in that case DiRT owns j00...

GIR - Oct 06, 2010 - 08:15 AM
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you anti semitic bastard!

PhukFace - Oct 06, 2010 - 09:56 AM
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your point?

GIR - Oct 12, 2010 - 11:40 PM
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ummmmm chicken is delicious!?!

PhukFace - Oct 13, 2010 - 08:59 AM
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of course, because it is kosher...

GIR - Oct 13, 2010 - 12:03 PM
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are jewish people themselves kosher?

PhukFace - Oct 13, 2010 - 06:53 PM
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only if they are blessed by a rabbi...

Just dont go chewing on those circumcised kosher pickles... mmmkay?

Wasmo - Feb 05, 2011 - 12:47 AM
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why is eVe spelled like that

kurtmax_0 - Feb 08, 2011 - 09:03 PM
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Wasmo wrote:

why is eVe spelled like that

Probably to piss me off. Or to contrast the capitalization of wow.

Really.. just to piss me off.

PhukFace - Feb 09, 2011 - 08:55 AM
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kurtmax_0 wrote:

Wasmo wrote:

why is eVe spelled like that

Probably to piss me off. Or to contrast the capitalization of wow.

Really.. just to piss me off.

its not hard...

kurtmax_0 - Feb 11, 2011 - 08:51 AM
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PhukFace wrote:

kurtmax_0 wrote:

Wasmo wrote:

why is eVe spelled like that

Probably to piss me off. Or to contrast the capitalization of wow.

Really.. just to piss me off.

its not hard...

Psst. I started the thread.

PhukFace - Feb 22, 2011 - 09:37 AM
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kurtmax_0 wrote:

PhukFace wrote:

kurtmax_0 wrote:

Wasmo wrote:

why is eVe spelled like that

Probably to piss me off. Or to contrast the capitalization of wow.

Really.. just to piss me off.

its not hard...

Psst. I started the thread.

Psst... I know. Razz